Dingo and Gypsy

DINGO AND GYPSY
by Chester H. Cusil

"Hello Kids! My name is Dingo!"
"And my name is Gypsy!"
"And we're here to steal all your shit!"
"Have you ever had a baby or a pizza stolen from you while you weren't looking? Well that was me! Your good pal Dingo!"
"Yes, that is true. And I, Gypsy, am also a filthy theif. But I don't steal babies. I just steal everything else! Cause I'm a silly, dirty gypsy."
"Now let's sing the Dingo and Gypsy Song!!"
DINGO AND GYPSY! WE LIKE TO STEAL, LOTS OF THINGS!
DINGO AND GYPSY! STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL!
DINGO AND GYPSY! STEAL YOUR BABY STEAL YOUR PIZZA!
DINGO AND GYPSY! ...
"Hey, what's that?"
:: Turn and Look ::
"HAHAHAHAHA!! Stole your baby!"
"And Pizza!"
DINGO AND GYPSY! DINGO AND GYPSY! DINGOS AND GYPSYS STEAL THINGS!!

THE END

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