I'm sure if I wrote silly love poems like everyone else, I wouldn't get yelled at as much.
I'm sure if I wrote trite, over-done and uncreative poetry like everyone else, I'd be more respected.
I'm sure if I wrote pathetic, love lorn, piece of shit poetry like everyone else, I could get into the Super-Cool literary magazine.
I'm sure if I wrote stupid, brainless, fuck poetry like everyone else, I'd be taken seriously.
I'm sure if I wrote poetry like everyone else...it would suck.
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